The Keating Five Bridge

If anyone truly believes that John McCain, a political opportunist who owns seven homes and thirteen cars, who took pride in calling himself "Senator Deregulation", who was involved neck-deep in the Keating Five Savings and Loan corruption scandal, and who divorced his first wife after she'd had a crippling, disfiguring auto accident so he could marry a beautiful beer heiress fifteen years his junior, is running for president because he wants to protect the interests of Blue Collar workers -- then, I've got a bridge I'd like to sell you. It's called The Bridge to Nowhere.