I asked my Brooklyn Rabbi for his honest opinion of Rush Limbaugh. As a Man of the Cloth, my Rabbi calmly responded with his customary Wise Words of Wisdom, in his Fair and Balanced way, saying:
"Rush Limbaugh is a "shtick dreck" whose opinions aren't worth "bupkis". Why this "ohngeshtupteh vantz" should have the head of the Republican Party kissing his "tukhess" is a question that's above my pay grade. Rush is a "tseckrokhener, tzebisiner, narisheh trumbenick" -- and a "meeskeit". He's also a "meshugeneh kvetch", a "paskudnyak" and a "nudnick." Anyone with a "yiddishe kup" can see that Rush hasn't got an ounce of "tzeikhel" in his "poopick". Rush Limbaugh -- "feh!! -- pui, pui, pui, pui."
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CJP - You may wish to share with your bupkis Brooklyn Rabbi that conservative Americans support The State of Israel. Pal Thom
Very true Thom. I should point out that Rush has always been a staunch and fervant supporter of Israel.
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