Today's Conservatives remind me of Winston Churchill. They have nothing to offer the American people except Blood, Sweat, Toil and Tears. The difference is that, in Churchill's case, there was a light at the end of the tunnel -- the ultimate goal of Victory at War. However, as for today's Republicans, they really do have nothing else left to offer the American people except Blood, Sweat, Toil and Tears. (And Boils?)
The only thing that remains of the Republican Party outside of Dixie is a pack of unchained media attack dogs, barking and snarling over the airwaves at our new president every day, hurling any lie and distorted concoction that creeps into their demented, diseased brain cells -- round-the-clock 24-7.
They call President Obama "The One" and "The Messiah". If Obama is indeed The Messiah, then he was sent by The Lord to deliver our country from this current Plague of Buzzing Right-Wing Media Locusts which are devouring our crops and are leaving nothing left growing in the land.
These Rabid Far Right Media Locusts are America's Enemy Within. For the past eight years, they have done everything possible to destroy this country, and now they are trying to smear and defame anyone who has a chance of salvaging the wreckage.
Of course, these Locusts are Against the Fairness Doctrine. They are the Embodiment of the Unfairness Doctrine, which is their Number One Article of Faith.