Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Republicans Are "True Patriots"

Conservatives are "True Patriots". They believe in torture. They don't believe the USA can gather worthwhile military intelligence without torture. They are racists. They are anti-black, anti-Mexican, anti-immigrant. They believe the world-wide Swine Flu epidemic should be labeled the "Mexican Flu". They believe illegal Mexican immigrants brought the Swine Flu into the USA, not wealthy American whites who were vacationing in Mexico. They are so patriotic they firmly believe in not paying taxes. So, they organize nationwide Tea Parties to protest against the payment of taxes. And, Rush Limbaugh, the GOP's perennial Pooh Bah, moves out of New York to avoid paying his state income taxes. Years ago, James Bond had a villainous adversary named "Doctor No." Today, the GOP has become the Doctor No Political Party.

Nancy Reagan used to advise teen-agers who were offered drugs to "Just Say No!" Today, Republicans are running their party in Congress in accordance with Nancy's advice. To most Americans, these Republicans certainly seem like teen-agers -- retarded ones, at that.

7 comments:

Brandon said...

Wow, how can you call me a racist?
Republicans dont believe in torture, they believe that water boarding isnt torture. Democrats are a bunch of weenies.
Would you water board someone if they kidnapped your child and you need to know where they hid them?
The Tea Parties were a protest of stupid and useless government spending.

Brandon said...

Still looking for a response on this one!

CJP said...

I didn't say you were a racist, Brandon. I said the Republican Party is a Big Tent -- big enough to hold all racists. When American racists are looking for a political home today, the Republican Party is there to embrace them. Welcome Home, they say.

Anonymous said...

Democrats are the sheep in Animal Farm, "4 legs good, 2 legs better". CJP, How does it feel to be Sheep following the Pigs?

CJP said...

Sheep following the Pig? That sounds like a perfect description of Rush Limbaugh and his Dittoheads. Thank you, Anonymous. I couldn't think of a better description.

Anonymous said...

I am glad you like my example of you Dems as sheep following pigs not very smart how you tried to turn it around and say it was Rush Limbaugh and the ditto heads. That was the best you could do I suppose.

CJP said...

It was a good line, Anonymous. You should be honored that I stole it. Having your material stolen by someone else is the sincerest form of flattery. And, your line applies so perfectly to Rush and his Dittoheads. Rush is like the Pied Piper playing his pipe, inducing all the rats to follow him and drown in the nearest river. If that isn't sheep following a pig, then what is? Also, Rush looks like a pig, and the Dittoheads say a beautiful "Baa."