Sunday, May 3, 2009

The New Messiah

Messiahs do not discriminate. If Obama is my Messiah, then he is your Messiah, too, my dear Conservative friend. Remember, His Coming was first recognized and announced by that Holy Trinity -- Saint Beck, Saint Hannity and Saint Limbaugh. Not to mention that vessel of perfected purity, Mary Magdel-ann Coulter. If all of your leaders are proclaiming that Obama is the New Messiah, then who are you, O Unworthy Conservative Sinner, to deny Him?

12 comments:

Brandon said...

If your proclaiming Obama your messiah, then you are in for some serious disappointments.

CJP said...

I'm not proclaiming Obama The Messiah. All the "Messiah" talk is coming strictly from Republicans. That's just one more example of how ridiculous the Republicans have become.

Brandon said...

The Obama supporters sure are acting like he is perfect. Comparing him to Abreham Lincon and wishing they could have sex with him. I think the Obama supporters are the ridiculous ones.

JFK: "ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for you country."

Funny Obama Supporter Vid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg98BvqUvCc

CJP said...

I think what JFK really said was: "Ask, rather, Who you can do for your country."

Brandon said...

Oops! Looks like the republicans did warn the democrats about a possible crisis in the housing market.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMnSp4qEXNM&NR=1

Anonymous said...

there are not Messiahs, the is a Messiah. And if you are putting your faith into Obama as the Messiah, your standards are pretty low.

Jim from Wi said...

The reason that Conservatives are calling Obama the “Messiah,” is because the left is so in love with him. They claim that everything he touches is becoming a success, and he can do no wrongs. As you know, it’s kind of a joke. Obama may be the ANTI-Christ, but no Messiah.

CJP said...

If Obama is the Anti-Christ, then who is the Christ -- Rush Limbaugh?

CJP said...

Dear Brandon:

Why wouldn't the Republicans warn the Dems about a crisis in the housing market? The Repubs saw it all coming at them like an avalanche when they were still in control. As of today's news, it looks as though -- thanks to Obama's policies -- things are starting to improve considerably, even in the housing market.

JBalla said...

obama is a great president and i fully support him and his actions, especially with our improving economy behind him. Calling him a messiah is a little over the top though. and Brandon shut up. where were the improvments to the economy and the country from our last REPUBLICAN president? and Obama may not have a ton done yet, but he already has some accomplishments under his belt after only 100 days. bush didn't get s*** done in 8 years.

Brandon said...

JBALLA:
Did you forget that 7 of the best years in American history were under Bush? Obama hasn't accomplished anything. The stock market had a hickup of a recovery and the unemployment rate is still going up. If Obama would have done nothing then this country would have suffered a few month longer or maybe even a year, but we wouldn't owe trillions of dollars and be facing huge inflation due to all the money they are interducing into the market. Higher interest rates are only going to hurt the housing market once it recovers.

Brandon said...

CJP: The republicans tried to introduce legislation that would help prevent the housing crash by regulating freddy mac and fanny mae. As you know the party of "NO" shot it down. A.K.A. the democrats under Bush and your big friend Barney Frank.