A Tea-Bagger's "Christian" Prayer:
Our Feudalists who art in mansions,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy racism come,
Thy will be done,
in trailer parks as it is in Washington.
Give us this Beck our daily bread,
and punish our trespasses,
as we punish those who trespass against us,
lead us not into debt,
but deliver us from socialism.
For thine is the FOX kingdom,
and the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever.